TOP FIVE REASONS WHY PEDICABBERS ARE SUPER HEROES by Kendra Davis

This Blog was written by the best female pedicabber I ever met—Kendra Davis— I am so honored to have her part of my team! 1. We Lead Are you a lost tourist? Have no fear. Your neighborhood pedicabber is here. We’ll lead you to the best spots in town, and you’ll have the most fun while getting there. We’ll also never lead you astray, or out of your way. 2. We Protect Our pedicabs are not only more comfortable than your ex-boyfriend’s Cadaillac DeVille low rider, they’re protection bots, too. When you take that first step into our marvelous machines, we understand that you’re entrusting your life to us, and we take that VERY seriously. We don’t pop wheelies or side swipe... Read More

JEFFERSON WAS CRYING TODAY

In today’s entry, you will learn 4 things: 1. A theory on why the Thomas Jefferson Memorial is sinking deeper into the Tidal Basin 2. Why Thomas Jefferson was crying today. 3. Thomas Jefferson and I are old friends. We are also White Rappers. 4. GO GO music was birthed in Washington DC Today, I was giving a tour to a bunch of cats from Florida. They wanted to see everything… The Capital, the Lincoln, Vietnam War Memorial, Korean War Memorial, WWII, the White House, Washington Monument, the Supreme Court, the Smithsonian Castle… and DONT YOU DARE FORGET—the Martin Luther King Memorial. My buddies and I dropped off the happy families at the last stop–WWII,... Read More

TOP 30 THINGS TO DO IN DC

On the National Mall take a pic in front of the white house and be like “BEEN DUR DONE DAT” 1. See the original Spirit of St. Louis airplane that Charles Lindbergh flew from New York to Paris in 1927, and then learn how things fly at the National Air and Space Museum.—one of the most visited museums on the mall—thank you very much. 2. Watch films of flying saucers at the National Archives. (The films were used in Congressional hearings in the 1950s when people we’re convinced that aliens had invaded the country.) go into a dark room where the mmost important documents of Amuuuurika are… yowzaaa Go to the drum circle and watch the coolest ish youll ever see!... Read More

POOLS IN DC—WHERE TO SWIM DAY PASSES

I grew up thinking I was Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Personally, when I travel, I want to know where I can swim, when is it open, how many meters it is, can I do normal human being laps or is it a pool for babies, how much does it cost, and most importantly, —-Can I sneak in for free. The answers to all these questions are below (except the last one—for that for me to know… and you to find out—another day in another blog)   The Hilton Washington on Embassy Row (2015 Massachusetts Ave., NW; 202-265-1600) is half a block away from the Dupont Circle Metro station. The Hilton offers day passes for $10 to its rooftop pool. The pool is open from 9 am until 8 pm and... Read More

BECOME A DISCOVER DC PEDICAB DRIVER

NEED A JOB? BE A PEDICAB DRIVER GET PAID TO WORK OUT! PART TIME OR FULL TIME JOB PEDICAB GUIDES CALL 202-656-3593 OR TEXT  202-203-9623… Call for an interview/training may 15 WED 3 Washington Circle ——-MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS. NIGHTS. DAYS. WHATEVER/MAKE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY HOLLLLAAAAAAA COME DRINK WITH US TONIGHT MAY 9 830 AT SPORTS TAVERN AND MEET THE TEAM —-system: you pay rent for cab—- between 30 and 45 dollars per day— then you go out and give rides and tours around dc—mostly the national mall…. anything you make you keep! so say you make 225 dollars, and rent was 35 dollars —you would have made 190 dollars that day! www.discoverdctours.com or... Read More

WHY ARE THERE NOT THAT MANY SKY SCRAPERS IN DC?

“the President said so?” Take a Look—- click on this link to watch a fun video Hi Yall. If you are a DC Local, do me a favor and go to the top floor of your building and look out the window. OOO la la sa so… ITS so beautiful. And you can see so much! Do you notice how you can see most of DC and there are not many tall buildings? Have you ever wondered why you can see all of DC from the top level of most buildings? Its simple. There are laws agaist sky scrappers being built in DC after 1910. In 1910, Congress made it illegal to have any building taller than 2 1/2 sizes the street directly in front of it. Yes, there are some buildings that do not comply with these rules.... Read More

PEDICAB SONG BY SHAADY-THE SLY SWIFT FLYING SQUIRREL THAT I AM

As a pedicabber and a lover of Washington DC, I must admit that I am obsessed with pedicabbing. This is the reason why I started this company. Since I love pedicabbing so much, I free-styled this song about pedicabbing and recorded it on my i-phone…. listen to it… It is… one part ridiculous, three parts passionate, two part facts, and one part fib. Most pedicabbers would appreciate this song… let me know what you think… pedicab song My Pedicab Song     Pedicab song by PantingDogProductions aka me…. your pedicab champion super human powered friend…. check me out BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COWWWW          Read More

OUR PEDICAB PERFORMANCE REVIEWS- LIVING LIKE ROCK STARS–and Fred ARMISEN making fun of us… I LOVE it

this is my FAVorite!!!!! the conventional working world where federal government lemming employees work 9-5 jobs— you get performance reviews and annual evaluations. In the pedicab world, we all want to ask each other the same question. It’s our way of comparing ourselves, judging our productivity, a performance review of sorts.  Although this question is on the minds of many pedicabbers, many don’t ask, don’t tell—– “how much did you make today?” “— we all want to  know how much our co-workers have made—but we can’t. It’s not good.  Ones earnings of the day of a pedicabber or salary is a portrayal of skill, quadricep... Read More

TOP FIVE BIKE PATHS IN DC/METROPOLITAN AREA

5. Rock Creek Trail— 20 miles I’d say—this one is especially my pic on the weekends because the DC area becomes closed off to cars, and its just you and the road baby! I like to start this one off in Maryland and end in DC. It is more of an uphill slant I’d say… and you pass the Zoo (check out the pandas) and the ZOO LIGHYS in the winter! 4. Custis Trail—4 miles—A nice trail from Shreve Road where the Long John Silvers is in Falls Church by the West Falls Church Metro Station is where I would take it. This is an pretty good nicely paved ride into Rossyln and then over the Key Bridge into Georgetown. You can take this one into the Mount Vernon trail too. 3.... Read More

DISCOVER DC TOURS GIFT CERTIFICATE

Hey….there HOLIDAY SHOPPER!!! we offer gift certificates! Have some family coming to town? Have a friend that you want to give the gift of a very special experience in Washington DC? Get them a gift certificate! CLICK ON THIS LINK—-and fill out the tours drop box—put in secret password ‘gooz be reesh’ in any part of the application and get an extra bang for your buck!click ON TOURS RESErVAtION DROP BOX TO BUY GIFT CERTIFICATE or just call 202 656 3593 Now when you buy a 45 dollar gift certificate, you will get a voucher gift certificate for 65 dollars worth of pedicab tours! About an hour pedicab tour—–Buy one online off of the tour reservation. Mention... Read More