OUR PEDICAB PERFORMANCE REVIEWS- LIVING LIKE ROCK STARS

In the conventional working world where federal government lemming employees work 9-5 jobs— you get performance reviews and annual evaluations. In the pedicab world, we all want to ask each other the same question. It’s our way of comparing ourselves, judging our productivity, a performance review of sorts.  Although this question is on the minds of many pedicabbers, many don’t ask, don’t tell—– “how much... Read More

Too Pretty to Pedicab?

   Whether you like to say it out loud or not, there is a definite pedicab stigma. People are constantly coming up to us girl pedicabbers and saying “You are way too beautiful to be doing that!”…and it bothers me. Ok. So since I’m pretty what should I be doing? Should I be a prostitute? A super model? A pretty Persian girl on Shahs of Sunset that chills and does nothing but uses daddy’s credit cards for Fendi, Prada, and Gucci? Well somebody... Read More

BUSINESS ERECTION— for PEDICABATOLOGY

IF ANYBODY in this world is going to start a CASH PEDICAB SHOW, its me baby. That is my trish right there. In Fact, I went on godaddy.com and I found a list of all the names of businesses I want and I purchased all of them. MWHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH Man, I have so many business Ideas….they’re all like “pick me, NO PICK ME, HEy! I’m the best. No I’m more Lucrative” and I tell them all… listen friends, I need... Read More

ELF IS COMING TO DC!

When a man Fs up, it is our job as the super pedicab WoMan  on call, to save the day. So when Kendra (another fellow pedicab super woman) stormed off after a relationship ending argument with her dumb doo doo brain-boyfriend —she was pissed. She got on her bike, and she was riding away—FAST.  I knew she’d be better off coming to my house than riding all the way back home with man problems on her hands. But following her speedy... Read More

DISCOVER DC’s “HISTORY”- a TRUE LOVE STORY—DISCOVERED ON MY BIRTHDAY

Tonight, when I was coming back from birthday celebrations, my birthday bird’s eye view perspective stumbled across the word “History” for Yelp. As the “Business Owner” I had to “Claim my Business” and fill out my “HISTORY” for Discover DC TOURS. History? Well this is not some old lemonade stand company that turned into Mac Donalds in 1892…so I can’t top that. At first, I didn’t... Read More

STEALING FROM THE RICH AND GIVING TO THE POOR

I must say that whenever I get off the metro to go to my house, I secretly wish that a pedicab will be waiting for me right outside the metro. Pedicab rides are my favorite mode of transportation! Especially because I am a bag lady (meaning I always walk around with more than both of my arms full of bags)! If the spirits-of-wish-come-trues bless me with such an honarble presence, I’d be jumping for joy. The thing is, it almost never happens.... Read More

WHERE DO WE GET THOSE COOL DISCOVER DC SHIRTS?

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TOP FIVE BIKE PATHS IN DC/METROPOLITAN AREA

5. Rock Creek Trail— 20 miles I’d say—this one is especially my pic on the weekends because the DC area becomes closed off to cars, and its just you and the road baby! I like to start this one off in Maryland and end in DC. It is more of an uphill slant I’d say… and you pass the Zoo (check out the pandas) and the ZOO LIGHYS in the winter! 4. Custis Trail—4 miles—A nice trail from Shreve Road where the Long... Read More

WASHINGTON POST DID A STORY ON SHAADY FAKHRAI

Read the Washinton Post Article here to check out the full story! So over the summer, more so at the beginning, the Washington Post called my office and asked me if it would be ok to do a story on Destination DC Tours. I was thinking…. oh wow…sweet. We had one interview at the beginning of the summer, and then another interview on the mall…. and boom its out now. I am hoping my parents are proud. YAY I must say that during the interview... Read More

WARNER THEATER— ‘FREVIEW’- TEAM TEHRAN & EXCLUSIVELY ENTERTAINMENT’s EVENT OCT 8

While Iranian cool cats will always call themselves “Persian”, everyone and there madar-pedar will continue to attempt admittance to Exclusively Entertainment’s highly anticipated events.  The antsy party goers inch their way closer and closer to the bouncer who may or may not grant admission.  He warns everyone that “IF YOU DON’T GET THE EFF BACK, NOBODY’s GETTIN IN!” Now this must be the best people watching... Read More